1. After I give blood all I want to do for the rest of the day is sleep.
2. The first thing I look for when I arrive somewhere is the location of the restrooms.
3. The songs I used to listen to are now referred to as oldies.
4. Bob Costas born at least a decade before me looks younger, better and has more hair than I do. Got to love him during the Olympics.
5. I forget whether I have taken my medication (fortunately it's just allergy for now) or whether I've paid my bills.
6. I can't carry the vacuum cleaner up the stairs.